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The thing about Emerald Hills is this: it has an energy about it similar to what Austin Powers faced during his encounter with the femme-bots... cross-mojozination kinda feeling, if you know what I mean. If you don't then let me pull out an even more obscure reference to serve as an analogy: Emerald Hills is a cross between Wizard of Oz and a U2 song, or maybe rather a synthesis of sight and sound but not time, or even better - it's a Shire thing. Starring John Cusack and that desperate housewife, Talia... with a bunch of hobbits.

Okay, someone handed me the wrong cup of tea apparently. Fucking Californians can be so careless sometimes.