THE PERFECT MARGARITA

1 generous shot of Patron Silver.
1 Jigger of Grand Marnier.
Freshly Squeezed lime to taste.
1 spoonful of sugar (to help the alcohol go down)
SHAKE IT UP, BABY - add a twist and shout "Arriba! Abajo! Al centro! Por dentro!"

Then go watch Speedy Gonzalez and Slow-Poke Rodriguez banter about the inequities of life, and you'll realize Warner Brothers and Looney Tunes were just stereotyping Mexicans as drug-users. Speedy liked his coke. Slow-Poke liked to toke.